Booby match works much like the kids game 'Matching pairs', but these pairs are definitely for adult eyes only.
Each card depicts either a left or right boob, and it's your job to match the pairs. When you get a pair, shout ‘booby match!' If you're right, you get all the cards in play – if you're wrong, you lose three cards, or the equivalent of a woman and a half – but beware of the joker in the pack, or you could be left feeling a right tit…
The Booby Match set also includes two alternative games. In ‘Fishing for pairs', you get to test your memory when it comes to the mammary – can you remember where the left is in relation to the right? Or there's ‘Twin set and match', a variation on Rummy, but with baps rather than clubs and hearts. Oh, and you can use them as conventional cards too. Not that you'd want to.
Boys Stuff Top Tip : The box comes decorated with a set of tassles – ideal for an amateur lap-dance from the missus.
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