A whoopee cushion might not be humour at its most sophisticated, but it never fails to raise a laugh. And now the original and best practical joke has gone hi-tech. The Fart Machine isn't a cushion, but a mechanical ‘fart box' easily concealed beneath a sofa cushion or under a table, which comes complete with a remote control with a 50-foot range. Not only can you save yourself all the effort of blowing up a cushion, the joke works much better too - even when people begin to catch on that it's a fake fart in the air, they'll be looking around for a cushion, and all the time your magic box stays safely hidden. There's no better outlet for all your childish instincts.
Features: 50 feet range Works through walls 2 realistic sounds Uses 4 x AAA batteries, not included Measures 11 x 8 x 4cm Japes are great all year round, but even better at that crucible of family tension that is Christmas. Reek havoc with a fart machine and risk not seeing the in-laws ever again. Which isn't exactly a bad thing is it?
Freddie
Really fun gadget! This Fart Machine allowed me to really play up the Mother-in-Law.
James Bass
Absolutely brilliant! I have used this on three occasions. The first one was when I first received it; I went to visit my grandparent’s house and hid it behind the cushion on my grandad's favourite chair. All three of us were sat down talking, and when I pressed it for the first time, the loudest one ever squeaked out from behind my grandad and I have never seen such a disgusted face on my Gran ever! Second time was when I and two of my mates went into town. One of them had plans to meet a lass and previously I slipped it into his bag. We met up and they were getting on well, they agreed to go for a coffee etc... then I thought it would be the perfect time to press the button! She didn’t notice the first one, but the second, third, fourth and fifth she did! She cut the conversation short and said she had to go home. The third was when I was at work.I put it under the counter at the front of the store and waited 'til someone came to pay. A colleague stood there dealing with the customer when I pressed the button, it was hilarious.
Joeri Hottentot
I'm from the Netherlands and I really like practical jokes. Farts are really laughful. I hope my English is good?! Bye!
Omar
I bought this item a week ago and it's great, fooled all my mates... great value for money.
Nick
Fooled every time when my mate got one. Great toy to take to church on Christmas Eve!
Leigh
I was recently getting my hair cut in a men's hairdresser and everyone that was sat waiting was embarrasssed by this excellent product that had been neatly set up!! Brilliant!!!
Joel Kingsbury
Go out in public, slip this in your mate's bag, you’ll be in stitches in seconds! This is hilarious… and it's great value for money. I have seen this at twice the price elsewhere!
Duncan Mann
Quality item! I bought this as part of a birthday present for my mate. Best bit about this piece of kit, it goes off continously everytime a mobile phone rings!!!!!
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