Mullet Shampoo and Body Wash

After all, a well-groomed mullet is a highly treasured museum piece, and can appreciate in value over the years if kept in good condition, and that's what this bathroom pack can do for the guy who never quite made it into the modern era.

And not just a hair treatment, but an all-over body wash too, to keep the mullet-owner spick and span, fresh and clean. No point having a buffed-up barnet if it's accompanied by a personal hygiene failure!

Please remember, the value of a mullet can fall as well as rise. Please seek independent financial advice.