Mens Foreplay Timer
But, it is great for really getting the message across to that special lady in your life, that your really don't enjoy all that time consuming foreplay business, that you don't really see the point in “watching all the trailers when you have only come to see the feature film”.
Women will never understand why men are not interested in foreplay, or why they fall asleep instantly after a bout of bedroom wrestling, but we hope that this visual aid illustrating what a man feels is the appropriate length of pre-coital attention, will go some way to easing that special lady's sense of frustration.
Well – you can't say we didn't try!
- Novelty egg timer that lasts only 3 seconds.
- Timer allows men to time how long they should focus on foreplay.
Standard Deliveries (excluding Gaming Chairs - see below **):
Standard Delivery: from £3.95 – 3 to 5 working days
Next Day delivery: from £5.95 – order before 1.00pm for delivery the next working day (Monday to Friday)
Saturday delivery: from £9.95 – order before midday on preceding Friday for delivery on Saturday
** Standard Delivery for Gaming Chairs:
Standard Delivery: £6.95 – 3 to 5 working days
Standard Delivery (Playseat): £9.95 – 3 to 5 working days
Next Day delivery: £11.95 – order before 1.00pm for delivery the next working day (Monday to Friday)
Next Day delivery (Playseat): £12.95 – order before 1.00pm for delivery the next working day (Monday to Friday)
Saturday delivery: £14.95 – order before midday on preceding Friday for delivery on Saturday
- For your security all orders require a signature on delivery, our couriers cannot leave the goods without a signature
- We'll email you when you order is shipped and you can the track the progress of your delivery online
- *Highlands and Islands deliveries can take longer and delivery times may exceed the times stated above, full delivery details shown here Terms and Conditions apply
International orders can only be paid via PayPal. We recommend that International Customers order as early as possible to ensure their goods arrive in good time for Christmas.
Full details on International deliveries shown here Terms and conditions apply
Please email us at customercare@BoysStuff.co.uk if you need more information before ordering